Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd & 7th in terms of sucking & squeezing, 4th concerning our machines & their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 18,089 sportsmen & they all together pounded out 65,912,731,648 strokes while doing 36,892,677,066 snappers, sucking 36.96PB & squeezing 9.68PB of data while keeping all machines awake for 6949 years, 36 weeks, 6 days, 52 minutes, 53 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (19 years, 46 weeks, 4 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes, 54 seconds) I pounded out 58,763,894 strokes, coupled with 15,265,351 snappers. While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 12.63TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 10.29TB into the endless ways of the net. Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (13 years, 33 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, 30 minutes, 48 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2026-11-09 & included 2,519 strokes, along with 619 snappers.
That's 0.09 strokes & 0.02 snappers per second or in other words: 5.62 strokes & 1.46 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 337.18 strokes & 87.59 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 16,010 times with an average amount of 3,670 strokes & 953 snappers on each update.

Oh & while I'm at it, I'm 1,561st in typing, 5,240th in clicking, 5,113th in sucking, 1,765th in squeezing & 358th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,555,688,965 strokes along with 533,129,037 snappers while sucking 565.61TB & squeezing 364.75TB of data while keeping all machines awake for 164 years, 35 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 52 seconds.
This earned us the 21st rank with regards to strokes, 21st when it comes to snappers, 28th & 34th in terms of sucking & squeezing, 18th concerning our machines & their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious & want to read more of my thoughts & stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/