GNEV

So you've reached the secret, very secret WhatPulse invasion by the GNEV. Fear not, we will not eat your brains (just yet). We will, however, initiate one of our plans to rule over the world here. Yes. Muhahaha.
By typing our words, and logging them, we will monitor our progress.

Ranked 540th, with 2 slaves, we pressed buttons 65,066,896 times, and clicked our mousebuttons of Evil 15,242,924 times.