Unchain

I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 20 years, 17 weeks, 16 hours, 56 minutes, 44 seconds ago.

Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 37,261,651 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 44,177,946 clicks, compulsively downloaded 45.01TB of equine photography, and uploaded 8.31TB of the same.

I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 25,106 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.

I'm ranked 18th in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 20th in download, and 37th in upload. I miss you all.

Rankings
Keys: 3,687th
Clicks: 593rd
Download: 839th
Upload: 2,093rd
Uptime: 1,546th