I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 20 years, 22 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes, 37 seconds ago.
Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 38,243,213 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 44,882,009 clicks, compulsively downloaded 45.89TB of equine photography, and uploaded 8.52TB of the same.
I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 25,436 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.
I'm ranked 18th in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 20th in download, and 38th in upload. I miss you all.
Rankings
Keys: 3,534th
Clicks: 577th
Download: 836th
Upload: 2,059th
Uptime: 1,522nd
Time | Computer | OS | Keys | Clicks | Scrolls | Distance | Download | Upload | Uptime |
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