Unchain

I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 19 years, 46 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 9 minutes, 15 seconds ago.

Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 35,510,935 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 42,042,572 clicks, compulsively downloaded 40.72TB of equine photography, and uploaded 7.85TB of the same.

I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 22,387 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.

I'm ranked 19th in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 20th in download, and 32nd in upload. I miss you all.

Rankings
Keys: 3,900th
Clicks: 642nd
Download: 916th
Upload: 2,079th
Uptime: 1,601st