Unchain

I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 19 years, 41 weeks, 12 hours, 10 minutes, 32 seconds ago.

Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 35,334,434 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 41,873,046 clicks, compulsively downloaded 39.12TB of equine photography, and uploaded 7.57TB of the same.

I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 21,706 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.

I'm ranked 19th in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 20th in download, and 33rd in upload. I miss you all.

Rankings
Keys: 3,909th
Clicks: 638th
Download: 954th
Upload: 2,123rd
Uptime: 1,624th