I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 20 years, 24 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, 52 minutes, 25 seconds ago.
Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 38,343,213 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 45,102,966 clicks, compulsively downloaded 45.95TB of equine photography, and uploaded 8.53TB of the same.
I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 25,438 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.
I'm ranked 18th in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 20th in download, and 38th in upload. I miss you all.
Rankings
Keys: 3,528th
Clicks: 573rd
Download: 837th
Upload: 2,062nd
Uptime: 1,530th
Time | Computer | OS | Keys | Clicks | Scrolls | Distance | Download | Upload | Uptime |
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