Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 17,326 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 62,575,756,470 strokes while doing 35,056,456,993 snappers, sucking 31.39PB and squeezing 8.94PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 6453 years, 4 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, 11 minutes, 30 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (18 years, 25 weeks, 2 days, 9 hours, 59 minutes, 44 seconds) I pounded out 55,511,930 strokes, coupled with 14,718,402 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 10.72TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.58TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (12 years, 16 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours, 22 minutes, 59 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2025-06-12 16:00 and included 0 strokes, along with 0 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 5.71 strokes and 1.51 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 342.8 strokes and 90.89 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 15,450 times with an average amount of 3,593 strokes and 953 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,723rd in typing, 5,580th in clicking, 5,856th in sucking, 1,843rd in squeezing and 408th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,498,800,774 strokes along with 512,102,847 snappers while sucking 521.25TB and squeezing 357.74TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 157 years, 25 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes, 42 seconds.
This earned us the 19th rank with regards to strokes, 21st when it comes to snappers, 27th and 32nd in terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/