Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 17,173 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 61,424,440,153 strokes while doing 34,394,404,508 snappers, sucking 29.33PB and squeezing 8.09PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 6289 years, 41 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours, 34 minutes, 50 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (17 years, 48 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 11 minutes, 23 seconds) I pounded out 54,466,885 strokes, coupled with 14,467,988 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 9.73TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.24TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (11 years, 43 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 59 minutes, 46 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2024-11-21 17:00 and included 9,904 strokes, along with 766 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 5.78 strokes and 1.54 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 346.84 strokes and 92.13 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 15,222 times with an average amount of 3,578 strokes and 950 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,730th in typing, 5,563rd in clicking, 6,148th in sucking, 1,817th in squeezing and 406th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,549,910,543 strokes along with 525,113,417 snappers while sucking 513.88TB and squeezing 356.77TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 159 years, 15 weeks, 6 days, 10 hours, 49 minutes, 17 seconds.
This earned us the 18th rank with regards to strokes, 20th when it comes to snappers, 26th and 25th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/