Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany
which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes,
2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and
7th in terms of sucking and squeezing,
4th concerning our machines and their times of staying
awake.
My home country harbors 17,543 sportsmen and they
all together pounded out 63,735,154,290 strokes while doing
35,758,877,413 snappers, sucking 33.36PB and squeezing
9.25PB of data and keeping all machines awake for
6621 years, 35 weeks, 3 days, 1 hour, 22 minutes, 58 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (19 years, 2 days, 9 hours, 8 minutes, 47 seconds) I pounded out 56,434,404 strokes, coupled with 14,872,876 snappers.
While
doing so, my machine sucked a total of 11.35TB through the
wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.77TB into the endless ways
of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's
count awaken moments (12 years, 43 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 8 minutes, 45 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more.
Honestly.

But my last update was on 2025-12-20 and included 0 strokes, along with 0 snappers.
That's
0.09 strokes and 0.02 snappers per second or in other
words: 5.65 strokes and 1.49 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 338.95 strokes and 89.33 snappers per hour.
All
in all, I updated my stats 15,667 times with an average amount of
3,602 strokes and 949 snappers on each update.

Oh
and while I'm at it, I'm 1,590th in typing, 5,246th in
clicking, 5,263rd in sucking, 1,701st in squeezing and
362nd in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team,
German Developers, pounded out 1,513,087,611 strokes along with 518,148,185
snappers while sucking 537.33TB and squeezing 359.58TB of
data and keeping all machines awake for 159 years, 24 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 15 minutes, 37 seconds.
This earned
us the 19th rank with regards to strokes, 21st
when it comes to snappers, 28th and 34th in
terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines
and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/