Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 17,238 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 61,868,652,457 strokes while doing 34,655,616,747 snappers, sucking 30.09PB and squeezing 8.45PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 6346 years, 44 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 35 minutes, 54 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (18 years, 5 weeks, 4 days, 4 hours, 26 minutes, 30 seconds) I pounded out 54,795,891 strokes, coupled with 14,550,758 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 10.06TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.34TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (12 years, 1 week, 4 days, 9 hours, 31 minutes, 31 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2025-01-26 17:00 and included 69 strokes, along with 38 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 5.76 strokes and 1.53 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 345.45 strokes and 91.73 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 15,309 times with an average amount of 3,579 strokes and 950 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,723rd in typing, 5,568th in clicking, 6,031st in sucking, 1,832nd in squeezing and 402nd in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,554,232,152 strokes along with 527,617,177 snappers while sucking 518.14TB and squeezing 357.39TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 160 years, 8 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, 54 minutes, 15 seconds.
This earned us the 18th rank with regards to strokes, 20th when it comes to snappers, 26th and 27th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/