Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 17,284 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 62,422,305,153 strokes while doing 34,968,005,634 snappers, sucking 31.06PB and squeezing 8.84PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 6424 years, 51 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 40 minutes, 46 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (18 years, 19 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 42 minutes, 8 seconds) I pounded out 55,285,869 strokes, coupled with 14,674,918 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 10.55TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.52TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (12 years, 10 weeks, 1 day, 2 hours, 40 minutes, 37 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2025-05-04 16:00 and included 0 strokes, along with 0 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 5.72 strokes and 1.52 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 343.46 strokes and 91.17 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 15,399 times with an average amount of 3,590 strokes and 953 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,714th in typing, 5,576th in clicking, 5,880th in sucking, 1,838th in squeezing and 412th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,495,467,108 strokes along with 510,265,583 snappers while sucking 517.70TB and squeezing 357.35TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 157 years, 3 weeks, 2 days, 3 hours, 21 minutes, 21 seconds.
This earned us the 19th rank with regards to strokes, 21st when it comes to snappers, 27th and 32nd in terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/