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Eagle3386

Eagle3386


Howdy, visitor!

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I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 3rd when it comes to snappers, 4th and 12th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 11,517 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 44,837,756,248 strokes while doing 24,768,011,608 snappers, sucking 12.58PB and squeezing 1.82PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 4143 years, 47 weeks, 3 days, 9 hours, 20 minutes, 16 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (13 years, 33 weeks, 6 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes, 11 seconds) I pounded out 43,862,825 strokes, coupled with 11,586,024 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 6.91TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 2.07TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (6 years, 49 weeks, 1 day, 4 hours, 4 minutes, 51 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2020-08-13 18:00 and included 5,886 strokes, along with 1,007 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 6.11 strokes and 1.61 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 366.84 strokes and 96.9 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 13,429 times with an average amount of 3,266 strokes and 863 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1844th in typing, 6080th in clicking, 5003rd in sucking, 3978th in squeezing and 655th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,197,719,701 strokes along with 391,615,338 snappers while sucking 315.55TB and squeezing 184.12TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 112 years, 42 weeks, 4 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 28 seconds.
This earned us the 27th rank with regards to strokes, 35th when it comes to snappers, 26th and 34th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 23rd concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/