Howdy, visitor!
I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany
which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes,
2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and
6th in terms of sucking and squeezing,
4th concerning our machines and their times of staying
awake.
My home country harbors 17,267 sportsmen and they
all together pounded out 62,338,562,044 strokes while doing
34,920,584,384 snappers, sucking 30.92PB and squeezing
8.79PB of data and keeping all machines awake for
6413 years, 27 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours, 33 minutes, 43 seconds.
Since 2006-12-24 (18 years, 17 weeks, 5 days, 15 hours, 40 minutes, 43 seconds) I pounded out 55,191,701 strokes, coupled with 14,664,794 snappers.
While
doing so, my machine sucked a total of 10.52TB through the
wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.51TB into the endless ways
of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's
count awaken moments (12 years, 8 weeks, 2 days, 3 hours, 7 minutes, 7 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more.
Honestly.
But my last update was on 2025-04-21 16:00 and included 2,087 strokes, along with 527 snappers.
That's
0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other
words: 5.73 strokes and 1.52 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 343.51 strokes and 91.27 snappers per hour.
All
in all, I updated my stats 15,386 times with an average amount of
3,587 strokes and 953 snappers on each update.
Oh
and while I'm at it, I'm 1,719th in typing, 5,574th in
clicking, 5,875th in sucking, 1,836th in squeezing and
411th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team,
German Developers, pounded out 1,494,557,844 strokes along with 509,668,977
snappers while sucking 516.72TB and squeezing 357.24TB of
data and keeping all machines awake for 156 years, 48 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 50 minutes, 34 seconds.
This earned
us the 19th rank with regards to strokes, 21st
when it comes to snappers, 27th and 32nd in
terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines
and their times of staying awake.
Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/
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