Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 2nd when it comes to snappers, 2nd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 17,208 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 61,642,660,230 strokes while doing 34,512,715,045 snappers, sucking 29.71PB and squeezing 8.25PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 6318 years, 34 weeks, 1 day, 16 hours, 27 minutes, 16 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (18 years, 4 days, 3 hours, 7 minutes, 6 seconds) I pounded out 54,549,006 strokes, coupled with 14,507,487 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 9.88TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.29TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (11 years, 48 weeks, 1 day, 6 hours, 59 minutes, 17 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2024-12-22 17:00 and included 6 strokes, along with 0 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 5.76 strokes and 1.53 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 345.73 strokes and 91.95 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 15,264 times with an average amount of 3,574 strokes and 950 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,729th in typing, 5,565th in clicking, 6,100th in sucking, 1,827th in squeezing and 403rd in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,552,456,740 strokes along with 526,384,748 snappers while sucking 516.49TB and squeezing 357.23TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 159 years, 37 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 50 minutes, 41 seconds.
This earned us the 18th rank with regards to strokes, 20th when it comes to snappers, 26th and 26th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 18th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/