Eagle3386

Howdy, visitor!

I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 3rd when it comes to snappers, 3rd and 6th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 16,552 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 57,633,153,196 strokes while doing 32,203,060,470 snappers, sucking 23.49PB and squeezing 5.49PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 5826 years, 15 weeks, 5 days, 23 hours, 46 minutes, 13 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (16 years, 22 weeks, 4 days, 23 hours, 13 minutes, 59 seconds) I pounded out 52,210,397 strokes, coupled with 13,667,872 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 8.37TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 9.04TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (10 years, 32 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 57 minutes, 17 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2023-05-25 07:18 and included 10,512 strokes, along with 510 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 6.04 strokes and 1.58 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 362.63 strokes and 94.93 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 14,751 times with an average amount of 3,539 strokes and 927 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1,692nd in typing, 5,654th in clicking, 6,158th in sucking, 1,596th in squeezing and 418th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,473,432,851 strokes along with 486,859,430 snappers while sucking 437.98TB and squeezing 349.12TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 147 years, 2 weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 5 minutes, 29 seconds.
This earned us the 24th rank with regards to strokes, 31st when it comes to snappers, 30th and 28th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 23rd concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/