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Eagle3386

Eagle3386


Howdy, visitor!

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I'm Eagle3386 and I come from Germany which ranks 3rd with regards to strokes, 3rd when it comes to snappers, 4th and 12th in terms of sucking and squeezing, 4th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.
My home country harbors 10,642 sportsmen and they all together pounded out 42,302,896,900 strokes while doing 23,390,734,204 snappers, sucking 10.85PB and squeezing 1.49PB of data and keeping all machines awake for 3758 years, 1 week, 17 hours, 59 minutes, 28 seconds.

Since 2006-12-24 (12 years, 48 weeks, 1 day, 3 hours, 46 minutes, 59 seconds) I pounded out 41,121,569 strokes, coupled with 10,990,246 snappers.
While doing so, my machine sucked a total of 6.01TB through the wire while squeezing a boatload of 1.72TB into the endless ways of the net.
Speaking of my machine, I must confess that WhatPulse's count awaken moments (5 years, 46 weeks, 1 day, 10 hours, 50 minutes, 2 seconds) is wrong - it's a lot more. Honestly.

But my last update was on 2019-11-11 17:39 and included 50,000 strokes, along with 13,000 snappers.
That's 0.1 strokes and 0.03 snappers per second or in other words: 6.05 strokes and 1.62 snappers per minute.
Still unreadable for you? Well, put another way, that's 363.23 strokes and 97.08 snappers per hour.
All in all, I updated my stats 13,245 times with an average amount of 3,105 strokes and 830 snappers on each update.

Oh and while I'm at it, I'm 1934th in typing, 6146th in clicking, 5130th in sucking, 4228th in squeezing and 820th in keeping my machine awake.
Up to now, my team, German Developers, pounded out 1,085,892,553 strokes along with 355,479,509 snappers while sucking 284.17TB and squeezing 162.06TB of data and keeping all machines awake for 104 years, 42 weeks, 3 days, 12 hours, 21 minutes, 16 seconds.
This earned us the 28th rank with regards to strokes, 38th when it comes to snappers, 25th and 32nd in terms of sucking and squeezing, 24th concerning our machines and their times of staying awake.

Now, if you're curious and want to read more of my thoughts and stuff, go check out my blog: https://www.troublezone.net/