I've broken 20,515,727 keys on my keyboard. I've gotten pissed off at my mouse 2,734,198 times, thrown it 210.41 miles afterward, and pulsed 652 times.
I'm a member of Eevee's Furry Army of Doom who's ID is 10448 and am ranked 7th place for Eevee's Furry Army of Doom.
I have not had a better thing to do since 45 months ago, and reside in Canada which ranks 6th overall.
My stats per pulse are 31,466 keys and 4194 clicks.