WhatPulse

My name is William Garrett Jr. My dads name is Al. I have a girlfriend named Samantha and a boyfriend named Chase. Also, I have a dog. Named Chase. I weigh about 300 lbs, so you can imagine it was pretty hard to get a girl. Much less and girlfriend AND a boyfriend. Luckily I have a 12 inch penis that turns them both on. Im a Know-It-All and often offer advice when it is not needed/wanted. But like I said, my dick pretty much makes up for all of that.

Im a pretty smart guy, if you discount how I failed biology last year. But I lie and tell people that I got a "B". I think I'm smart, funny, attractive, and yeah, I have to mention that 12 inch penis again.

Well, I think im going to go stand in front of my bathroom mirror and admire my sexy naked body for awhile. Take care.