WhatPulse

AUSTRALIA

Team Australia

We are at war!!!
The Koala regime, under the leadership of Bob "The Koala" continues to coordinate attacks against Human defences. Everyday dozens of humans die at the hands of these oppressors. In an effort to subdue their growing strength a small band of survivors fight using any means necessary including cars, chainsaws and yes even good old fashioned pitchforks.
Together we have 39 members that have killed 447,130,065
koalas and injured 120,612,429 others.
Unfortunately this only results in 0.13% of the total Koala population.
Join us now in our fight and we shall rise once again

NEWSFLASH:
Once again the koalas have overrun the human resistance and we are now left with no choice but to nuke the furry bastards. The drop-bears will be taken out first, at 1400 hours under the cover of daylight. This will be followed by a blitz of the koalas at 1500 hours. Koala population is expected to reduce significantly. This is the end of the little pests. We also have a surprise in store for the traitor terrorist group known as the 'RSPCA'... More information as it comes to hand.

In recognition of their Resilience and bravery against the koala hoard we have rewarded our top 4 members, to the rank of manager.
However if there is so much as a finger put out of place we will be forced to send you to team New Zealand. You have been warned.

Our team rank is 88th

(F) = Team Founder
(M) = Team Manager